54 things to do in an elevator?

[Seiren]

ONLY 54? LETS ADD SOME.OR BETTER STILL, DO SOME IRL AND POST HERE SAYING WHICH YOU TRIES AND WHAT HAPPENED. LOLOLOLOLOL.

1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28.Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29.Hold an auction.

30..Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

31.Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

32.Throw a rave.

33.Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

34.Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

35.Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

36.When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

37.Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

38.Have a heated debate with yourself.

39.Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

40.Drum on every available surface.

41.Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

42.Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

43.Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

44.Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

45.Propose to the other passengers.

46.Challenge people to duels.

47.Sell girl scout cookies.

48.Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

49.Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

50.Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

51.Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a light.

52.Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out"

53.Say - "I touch myself" and then say "Urgh, What is wrong with you, that is disgusting" to someone in there

54.Stand inside the lift looking all official, and when someone enters , say "good morning Immigration" , "can i see your passport please"

55.Push buttons manically and shout what’s the codes to open the doors

56.Stare at the person next to you until they notice then as soon as they look at you look away and mutter into your coat, suspect has got visual...

[!яůki]

LETS SEE HOW MUCH OF A LIFE RUKI LACKS.
I have completed numbers: 3, 6, 7, 12, 13, 17, 20, 40, 45, and 55. |D I need to do the desk one next time at debate camp.

ADDITIONS ARE:
- Get a guitar, sit right near the door of the elevator, and begin serenading every person who walks on.

- Be on the elevator with someone you know. Both should stand in awkward positions with each other right as the door opens. Even better lulz factor if both people are the same gender.

- Walk on the elevator and face the people instead of the door. Act like its totally normal.

- Press all the buttons on the elevator, then run out before the doors close.

|D I have more. lol.

[AvatarFreak]

In n33d of an elevator.

• This is if you have no life at all. Get fewd. Lots of it and a comfy chair. Optional tent. Camp out in the elevator ALL day offering food to anyone who comes in.
  
• Stand in front of the buttons and refuse to move.
  
• Meow or bark
  
• Start singing "Let's have some fun this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your..." Then pause and see if someone responds. If not continue to do it until they do respond.
  
• Start a conversations that goes something like this:
  "Hi"
  "Uh Hi."
  "My name is Rowan and I'm a hobo. Please house me."
  
• At night stand in corner and no matter who it is (besides parents or grannies) Say- "Hi cutie wanna play?" if they are just like "Uhmmmm" Poke them and say "Tag! You're it!"
  
• Run in circles.
  
• Find a huggie coat. I bet you can conclude what you do next.
  
• Start breathing down someones neck.
  
• Put some sort of partition up if you have one and make noises shadows what ever and try to creep people out.
  

I will put more once I remember all of them. ^-^

[NARCiNATOR!]

Write TIME MACHINE on the doors.

For great justice.